Breaking: Anti-Pornography Advocate’s Head Erupts in Violent Explosion after Meeting Adult Model and
“It was an ugly scene,” a witness told reporters. “Olivia came in, introduced herself as a model, and struck up a conversation about the...
Congress: Republicans and Democrats Move to Create Bill Banning Women from Leaving Kitchen or Bedroo
“We think this is for the best,” says House Majority Leader, Kevin McCarthy. “The recent incidents in college sports have shown us that...
Arizona Man Lobbies Congress to Outlaw ‘Being Offended’
“I’m sick and tired of whiny, bitch-ass, p#@@ies being offended by things,” Harry Coulter, 39, of Phoenix Arizona, told the United States...
