Breaking: Anti-Pornography Advocate’s Head Erupts in Violent Explosion after Meeting Adult Model and
“It was an ugly scene,” a witness told reporters. “Olivia came in, introduced herself as a model, and struck up a conversation about the changing ideals and paradigms of feminism, and Susan’s brain couldn’t handle it.”
Susan Edwards, 48, of Independence, Missouri, dedicated her life to speaking out against pornography and educating young people on the evil she believed it caused. Despite the lack of any evidence to support her beliefs, Susan prided herself in having impacted the lives of many young people with her message.
Susan’s message revolved around several key points: pornography creates an unrealistic expectation of sex in young men, pornography degrades women everywhere, pornography is a threat to the persistence of humanity, and that the women that star in pornography are all of poor moral character, are unintelligent, and uneducated.
“The issue always seemed personal to her,” Lloyd Moynihan, one of her childhood friends, told reporters, “I don’t know why, but if she suspected someone around her was talking about porn, she’d get this look of burning hatred in her eyes. It was scary sometimes.”
For close to two decades, Susan Edwards toured the United States, Canada, England, and even New Zealand and Australia spreading her message to the youth of the world. And then early last year, a popular publishing company contacted her with interest in her writing a book.
But Susan had one problem: she knew absolutely nothing about the porn industry as a business and had never even met an adult model in person. Her agent advised her that she should travel to Los Angeles in order to get up close and personal with the industry she had dedicated her life to destroying.
The arrangements were made. Susan had her agent ask around in the San Fernando Valley, and he got back to her with the name of a model that claimed to be college educated and an advocate on the other side of Susan’s own argument.
“I was there when she had that conversation on the phone with her agent,” recounts one of her friends. “She was confident this model was lying about being college-educated and an advocate of anything. After she hung up, Susan bragged to me about how she couldn’t wait to meet this so-called model and expose her for the disgusting and unintelligent being she was.”
Susan got on a plane to Burbank, California, and traveled from the airport to a small studio where the interview would be filmed.
One of the members of the production team recalls how the encounter went.
“Susan walked in, introduced herself, and since Olivia was already here, she walked in and Olivia greeted her warmly. Susan seemed caught off-guard by the friendliness right away and seemed at a loss for words.”
As soon as the cameras started rolling, Susan’s meltdown began.
“It was like watching an old sci-fi movie where an evil supercomputer would be presented with a scenario the programmer hadn’t prepared for,” recalls the production director, Ron Travis. “Susan was overwhelmed.”
After spending two decades confidently telling the public that the woman sitting across from her was uneducated, of poor moral character, and unintelligent, Susan found that Olivia Lovely was perhaps more-educated, affable, and brought better perspective to women’s issues than Susan did herself.
Production Director, Ron Travis, recalls, “Susan was having a hard time, but she was dealing with it well, until Olivia started talking about the changing ideals and theories of feminism and relating them to the changing socio-economic, and political potential for women in American Society. That was when it happened.”
Susan Edwards’ head exploded in a blinding and violent daze of confusion, and she passed away immediately. She is survived by only her brother and her mother, who released a joint statement about the happiness Susan had brought to their lives, but also that she should be a cautionary tale of what could happen if we’re not careful in life.
The most-troubled individual over the passing of Susan Edwards, oddly, is Olivia Lovely herself.
“It’s such a tragic story,” Olivia told us, “We can’t make any progress as a society if we let the truth literally kill us.”
A memorial service will be held for Susan Edwards on Thursday, and it will be open to the public.
