BREAKING: Clinton Crushed and Exiled, Allowing Trump to Triumphantly Rise to Power
In a triumphant and glorious victory, the Trump Militia crushed the futile Clinton rebels, killing every last one of them, but sparing Hillary herself so she could live a life of shame and ridicule in exile on an unidentified island under the new Trumpian World Order.
In his victory speech, the fearless emperor told the masses, “I have heard your pleas for justice, and I promise that Clinton is crushed and imprisoned for good. And as of right now, I am abolishing the constitution, abolishing political parties, and guaranteeing you the right to free speech once again.”
Trump went on to say, “But now if you say certain phrases, support certain causes, or give anyone the impression that you don’t believe in what I’m doing, then you will be put to death. Before, you would just be publicly scorned and maybe lose your job for offending someone, but that’s not the case now. Now, you can say and do anything, as long as I approve of it. If I don’t, you will be put to death. Also, I’m abolishing the Supreme Court, the Senate, the House of Representatives, and all state and local governments. What we need is uniformity. I make the rules now, because I know how to fix things. I promised to make America great again, and that’s exactly what I’m doing. Let me assure you: this is only the beginning. We’re going to make the entire world great again. We’re going to systematically conquer the world and grow the United States. Remember how I said Mexico will pay for the wall at the border? Well, we’re going to make it happen by conquering their pathetic nation and enslaving all of them. Spanish is now the language of the slaves.”
Truly, it is a great day for America. Over the course of human history, many have tried, but all have failed to conquer the entire world. But we will crush our enemies, and their streets will run red with the blood of their people. In the past, the media, the election, and everything else was corrupt and rigged against the Fearless Emperor, but now he has cleansed the system of its corruption.
It will be fascinating to stand back and marvel as the great ethnic cleansing begins. Under the Fearless Emperor, we will be one nation, one society, and one pure species of human brothers and sisters.
