WALL STREET: In Wake of Election, Self-Righteousness Index Hits All-Time High
The Self-Righteousness Index closed up 15% again on Friday, its third consecutive day with a historic gain. “Traders are thrilled,” an...
Breaking: Canada Recommends United States to Therapist
"America is going through a tough time right now," Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, told reporters, "but as her best friend, we...
Letter to the Editor: "The Correct Way to React to Political Attack Ads"
I'm getting tired of people complaining about seeing attack ads on television. I've been working with politicians and political action...
Bill Clinton: ‘All Right, if You Want Trump to Run Against Me, I’ll Put my Name on the Ballot’
“I was confused at first because I thought my wife was the one running,” the President told reporters, “But now it all makes sense: the...
Breaking: Emperor Palpatine Endorses Trump
The Emperor of the Galactic Empire, Sheev Palpatine, sent an ambassador from the galaxy far, far away yesterday to deliver news of his...
