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BREAKING: Suspect in Failed Hyannis Mugging Furious that Victim “Didn’t Fight Fair” in Foiling Muggi

The Chemtrails are a Government Plot to Put Money in Canada’s Pocket

BREAKING: “It Don’t Matter, ‘Cause Trump’s President Now,” is the new, “YOLO.”

BREAKING: “The Strange Yellow Tint, Overexposure, and Blurry Image are Intentional,” Says 22-Year-Ol

WALL STREET: In Wake of Election, Self-Righteousness Index Hits All-Time High

WARNING: There is a New Danger for Trick-or-Treaters: Pure Plutonium

BREAKING: Clinton Crushed and Exiled, Allowing Trump to Triumphantly Rise to Power

“Gaming is F%#king Huge: Over $20 Million in Prize Money, so Therefore it’s a Sport,” Says Local Tee

Breaking: Canada Recommends United States to Therapist

Letter to the Editor: "The Correct Way to React to Political Attack Ads"

WALL STREET: In Wake of Election, Self-Righteousness Index Hits All-Time High

The Self-Righteousness Index closed up 15% again on Friday, its third consecutive day with a historic gain. “Traders are thrilled,” an...

Letter to the Editor: "The Correct Way to React to Political Attack Ads"

I'm getting tired of people complaining about seeing attack ads on television. I've been working with politicians and political action...

Breaking: Emperor Palpatine Endorses Trump

The Emperor of the Galactic Empire, Sheev Palpatine, sent an ambassador from the galaxy far, far away yesterday to deliver news of his...

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