Trump Supporter Unsure Whether He Anti-Amazon or Anti-Labor Union

Local Trump supporter, Ethan Randal, told the Daily News Report that he knows unions are the enemy of capitalism, but according to Randal, “an enemy of Amazon is a friend of Trump. And if a friend of Trump is an enemy of Amazon, but that friend of Trump is an enemy of capitalism, then does that make me an enemy of capitalism?”

Randal is reportedly looking for further guidance from the unquestioned leader, Trump himself. Randal reasons that once Trump opines on the issue, Randal will be free from any responsibility resulting from his forming his own opinion.

“Trump always makes perfect, coherent, sense when he speaks, and he has convictions about his beliefs and never changes what he believes for anything,” said Randal.

The Daily News Report will monitor the situation as it develops.