The Daily News Report Guide to ‘Cancel Culture’

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is Cancel Culture?

A: The new age term for the common practice of employees being fired over violations of company policy.

Q: Why is cancel culture?

A: In the past, employees could commit acts of unspeakable embarrassment for their employers outside of work, but no one wanted to lug around a VHS camcorder just to document them. Now, people don’t need a gigantic VHS camcorder to document things. Instead, they have smartphones. Just take a video in stunning 1080p of the stupidity of others.

Q: Is being cancelled good or bad?

A: being cancelled opens the door for a career as a political commentator. Typically, after being cancelled, an individual goes on a highly-profitable press tour on far-right media to expose the evils of cancel culture.

Q: Why does cancel culture exist?

A: Because people who were caught on video doing stupid things needed a word to describe what happened, so they chose one that reminded them of the status of their favorite TV shows like Wonder Falls, Magic Hour, and who could forget The Daily News Reporters that never got a fair shake on network television?

Q: what can be done about cancel culture?

A: It could get cancelled, but that might rip a hole in the space-time continuum.