EXCLUSIVE: Local Man Infuriated Over What He Assumes President Probably Said or Meant

Qualifying his commentary with, “I’m not sure what he actually said or was talking about,” James Mason, a 39-year-old Poughkeepsie resident, declared that he was infuriated over what he presumed were probably the President’s comments and conduct following his summit with Russian President, Vladimir Putin.

“He’s an embarrassment to the country,” Mason told The Daily News Report. “He humiliates us with his childish words and creepy juvenile actions, unlike Donald Trump, who didn’t do those things.”

Mason asserts that, though what the President probably said, infuriates him to no end, he doesn’t even need to hear what the President said anyway because, “It doesn’t really matter. I don’t care. It’s just a waste of my time thinking about him,” he believes.

When asked how he could learn what the President might have said or did, Mason assured reporters that he would see it on Internet memes and watch YouTube videos about it, because he can’t trust the dishonest media, and the Internet always has the real story instead anyway.

The Daily News Report will continue to monitor the situation as it develops.