BREAKING: You Really Shut Down The Argument No One Was Making

You are on fire right now! You just dropped some serious knowledge on all the 0 people of the world making the morally reprehensible argument you just shut down.

You told them that people who believe this thing (of which there are precisely 0) lacked basic common sense and you enlightened them about the pure nonsense of the argument they definitely weren’t making, but that you wish they were making because it would be easier to shut down so easily.

But now that you’ve destroyed the argument no one was making, you are now free to shut down the argument they were making. Get to work, chief.