BREAKING: Man Determines He Angry About Foreigners This Week

After a rage-filled week over the opinions of the world’s evilest Dictators last week, and an anger-fueled seven-day bender caused by gas prices the week before, local man, John Cartwright, determined his anger this week is to be directed at what he called, “foreigners.”

After a grainy Internet meme piqued his interest, Cartwright realized the evils of filthy immigrants breathing good American air and infecting good American citizens with foreign diseases.

Cartwright went on to write a long-winded social media post detailing his anger over foreigners, how they make him feel unsafe, how he reasons they might be violent and diseased, and placing the blame for this apparent problem squarely on the person in the Federal government that he did not vote for.

It is unclear how long Cartwright will be angry about foreigners and if next week will bring a new grievance.