BREAKING: ‘Facts’ Liberal Plot to Warp Fabric of Space-Time in Their Favor

An anonymous source tells The Daily News Report that there is indisputable evidence that the liberal establishment has constructed a reality-warping super weapon that they are using to alter reality, causing right-wing claims to be debunked by indisputable facts, which inconveniently stand in the way of conservative efforts to make valid arguments against them.

This new revelation comes in the wake of growing frustration among hardcore conservatives that such a large percentage of their claims are built upon a foundation of misinformation and fabricated evidence.

But now the reason has been uncovered: the liberal establishment is using a reality-warping super weapon to change reality, originally designed by Dr. Chromeskull, a fringe scientist that was fired from a tenured university position after attempting to hack into US nuclear databases.

It is unclear if this device has any involvement with SPECTRE, an international terrorist organization headed by Ernst Blofeld.