BREAKING: Brave Warrior Boldly Vanquishes Evil Straw Man

Straw Man, a diabolical evil mastermind, reportedly had a plot to achieve world domination through the most nefarious and underhanded ways possible. His methods were vague and speculative, but there was no doubting his irredeemable evil, thus making it impossible to relate to his methods.

Meanwhile, a brave soldier was closing in fast, armed with a deadly keyboard, hitting the, ‘post,’ button on his social media app just in time, providing The Straw Man his greatest challenge yet, and ultimately defeating the Evil Straw Man by portraying him as irredeemably evil and to have flawed logic.

This brave warrior will undoubtedly receive the Medal of Honor and a trophy for his bravery in the Great Battle of Words.

But, while Straw Man may have been vanquished, the true evil remains strong: The Real Argument. The Real Argument is a character said to be the pure essence of research and logic, rooted in truth and supporting evidence. No hero could possibly defeat The Real Argument with a single social media post, the fate that befell Straw Man.

We must remain vigilant and not become complacent after the fall of the Evil Straw Man, for The Real Argument remains strong.