Man Proposes New “Game-Changing Theory of Time Travel” on how Obama is Responsible for 9/11
“What do you think they’re hiding in Area 51?” asks Don Courtney, 56, of Medfield, Massachusetts. “It’ll tell you what: it’s a time machine.”
Mr. Courtney has everything figured out. He knows that, initially, his belief that President Obama was responsible for the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, made no sense, because Obama was not sworn into office until 2009 and was a very minor political figure in 2001, but now he knows how Obama did it.
“I read on the Internet that, shortly after taking office, Obama ordered more research on time travel,” argues Mr. Courtney. “So I know he’s traveled back in time and made 9/11 happen.”
The current scientific understanding of time travel holds that the possibility of being able to travel back in time is unlikely; however, the understanding of cosmology and quantum mechanics is always changing.
But Mr. Courtney is unconcerned about the scientific implications of his claim.
“I don’t care how he did it,” explains Mr. Courtney, “Don’t listen to all those scientists that claim to know science. You know the government’s been censoring scientific reports for decades. I’m telling you: Obama has a time machine and he used it to go back in time and cause 9/11.”
When asked what he believes the President’s motives for doing so were, Mr. Courtney explained, “He did it because he’s one of them: he’s a Muslim terrorist just like the rest of them. His middle name is Hussein. That was a dead giveaway, but no one cared because of hope and change.”
Mr. Courtney claims that he has contacted dozens of publishing companies in order to try and secure a deal for him to publish his beliefs, but so far he has had no luck.
“I bet Obama knows I’ve figured him out and has told all the publishers not to publish me,” says Mr. Courtney. “But one day, the truth will come out, and when the people hear what I have to say, they’re going to realize how they’ve been fooled.”
When asked to comment on the claims made by Mr. Courtney, a representative of the White House told us that the President has no comment.
